It seems that there is no end of women coming forward claiming to have had an affair with President Trump. We have seen the interviews with Stormy Daniels – a porn star, and Karen McDougal – a former Playboy Playmate. (When will we see the videos?) There’s also a lawsuit from Summer Zervos, a former contestant on "The Apprentice."
Here’s the thing -- voters don’t really care. Some probably admire him. It all reinforces one of my core beliefs; politicians need concubines (professional mistresses). If the public would acknowledge that people in power attract people of the oppose sex and may succumb to temptation, then this solution makes sense. This would eliminate the rumors, non-disclosure agreements, hush money, the needless spending of tax payers’ money and campaign contributions and the resignations of otherwise perfectly good politicians. These concubines would be on the payroll and paid according to the level of office. If an official doesn’t want a concubine, they must take a vow of celibacy. This would have helped President #Clinton and a long list of congressmen and a few senators. It would not help Trump for an affair before he was elected.
Of course, concubines must have a security clearance because of “pillow talk”. They will need the same level clearance as the person they are serving; for example, Top Secret for POTUS. As government employees, they must also have a rank. Government ranks are called GS levels. GS-12 through GS-15 are the same as field grade military ranks. I suggest a concubine working for a high-level Federal government politician be ranked as GS-15; governors’ concubines would be GS-14; Senators and Representative would have GS-13 concubines. Seems fair enough.
I look forward to this being enacted soon.
Here’s the thing -- voters don’t really care. Some probably admire him. It all reinforces one of my core beliefs; politicians need concubines (professional mistresses). If the public would acknowledge that people in power attract people of the oppose sex and may succumb to temptation, then this solution makes sense. This would eliminate the rumors, non-disclosure agreements, hush money, the needless spending of tax payers’ money and campaign contributions and the resignations of otherwise perfectly good politicians. These concubines would be on the payroll and paid according to the level of office. If an official doesn’t want a concubine, they must take a vow of celibacy. This would have helped President #Clinton and a long list of congressmen and a few senators. It would not help Trump for an affair before he was elected.
Of course, concubines must have a security clearance because of “pillow talk”. They will need the same level clearance as the person they are serving; for example, Top Secret for POTUS. As government employees, they must also have a rank. Government ranks are called GS levels. GS-12 through GS-15 are the same as field grade military ranks. I suggest a concubine working for a high-level Federal government politician be ranked as GS-15; governors’ concubines would be GS-14; Senators and Representative would have GS-13 concubines. Seems fair enough.
I look forward to this being enacted soon.
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