Damnation! All the Archbishops of the world elected a pope who is not an expert on capitalism*. What were they thinking? So, Pope Francis is an expert on God, faith and poverty. Is that all? Are all the experts on capitalism godless people or did they reject the offer?
I am sure that Limbaugh read the Vatican document in the original Latin. It is clear, using “Limbaugh logic,” that if you are against any aspect of capitalism, such as poverty, you must therefore be a Marxist. QED (quod erat demonstrandum, for you non-Latin speaking capitalists. It means, "Which had to be demonstrated".) If we have learned anything from this recession, we have learned that capitalism is alive and well and not in need of any reform. Just ask any Republican.
CNN reports that it is possible to over dose on caffeine. Thank goodness. Not I can justify why I drink coffee.
The Republican National Committee issued a statement to honor Rosa Parks. In the statement, the RNC declared that she helped end racism. The fact that racism had ended years ago came as a shock to many people. The RNC retracted or corrected the statement nearly four hours later. Maybe the RNC should have asked Rush Limbaugh to write the statement.*
*Sarcasm for the humorously challenged.