Here we go again; another congressman caught messing around. When will members of congress learn that they can’t hide? Security cameras taped #Republican Vance McAllister, (LA) kissing a member of his staff (not his wife). A West Monroe newspaper, The Ouachita Citizen, released the video. I watched the video. It was not a peck on the cheek. Now what security company releases security videos from their system? I would like the name. I doubt they will be getting any more contracts to install security cameras inside government offices. McAllister must have known about the security cameras. The woman should have known about them too. I guess that McAllister thought what happens in the privacy of his office was private. Oh, contraire! They belong to the voters. Taxpayer money paid for installing the security system. Some will say that it was not too bright for the congressman to make out in front of the security cameras. Come on folks. Duck Dynasty – not MIT endorsed him. Not to worry. Many politicians have walked down this well-worn path. We all know the script. There will be more revelations before this is over. Meanwhile, I have drafted a generic confession for these straying politicians.
“I want to publically apologize to the voters for getting myself caught in a misdeed. I am sincerely sorry that I let someone take a video of me performing this act. I especially want to apologize to my wife and family who have supported me and helped me cover up my flaws for years. In the future, I will make sure there are no cameras or cellphones around when I misbehave. I am planning to undergo a period of intense therapy on the golf course and in the privacy of my home. Thank you for being stupid enough to put me in office in the first place.”
“I want to publically apologize to the voters for getting myself caught in a misdeed. I am sincerely sorry that I let someone take a video of me performing this act. I especially want to apologize to my wife and family who have supported me and helped me cover up my flaws for years. In the future, I will make sure there are no cameras or cellphones around when I misbehave. I am planning to undergo a period of intense therapy on the golf course and in the privacy of my home. Thank you for being stupid enough to put me in office in the first place.”
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