Dennis Rodman? Lots in the news today. Spoiler alert! #Dennis Rodman has left the country. He arrived in #North Korea today. He will meet with #Kim Jong Un later to plan the Jan. 8 exhibition basketball game marking the leader's birthday. Rumor has it that Kim asked Rodman if he had an uncle that he didn’t like. How does Rodman get through the metal detectors?
#A&E suspended #Phil Robertson of "#Duck Dynasty" indefinitely after he made some remarks in an interview published in GQ magazine about homosexuals, adulterers and swindlers. It is unclear who complained the most, but it appears that the adulterers and swindlers were the silent majority. I am not sure what the network expected form Robertson. He was true to himself; a redneck bigot.
Turns out the three young giant #pandas at #Atlanta's zoo are actually females, not males. This isn’t the first time that the Atlanta zoo has mistaken the gender for pandas. Come on people! How hard can it be? Just check in their jeans (genes?).
Okay, by now you have all seen the pictures of the #Obamas at the service for Nelson #Madela; the one of the President talking to the good-looking Danish Prime Minister #Helle Thorning-Schmidt and snapping a selfie. You must have seen the look on the First Lady’s face; the scorn. Some say that she disapproved of the total lack of propriety shown at a memorial service. Just for the record, the proper way to take a selfie at a funeral is to include the deceased. In addition, if you take a selfie of a married man, it is polite to include his wife if she is present. What I want to know is what #Michael Obama said to her husband afterwards. I think she was mad about the flirting, not the selfie. Has that come up at a press conference? The President has the sympathies of men everywhere. It shows he is one of us.
It seems no matter what ads the government publishes about Obamacare, someone has to criticize. Now all the networks are talking about the stupid and tasteless ads directed toward young people. There is a lesson to be learned here. I am having problems selling my books, so I am working on a tasteless and stupid ad campaign. Now, please, everyone talk about it.
I just read an article in New York magazine (12/23/2013) about #Angel Haze the rapper. The author referred to her as a “pansexual” and a virgin. She came out before as a lesbian. If you are an active lesbian, are you still a virgin? Would someone tell me what a “pansexual” is? I know I am out of touch, but I thought I understood the five major sexual orientations: heterosexual, homosexual, bi-sexual, egotistical, and lonely. This, of course, does not include the various deviants like pedophiles and chocolate lovers. Now there is a pansexual? I guess that means all of the above. I am not sure if that is a sexual orientation or a gender. There used to be four genders: male, female, both and none of the above. Is a pansexual all of the above? Maybe the giant pandas at the Atlanta zoo are pansexual. I am not sure about the Prime Minister of #Denmark. Please explain.
#A&E suspended #Phil Robertson of "#Duck Dynasty" indefinitely after he made some remarks in an interview published in GQ magazine about homosexuals, adulterers and swindlers. It is unclear who complained the most, but it appears that the adulterers and swindlers were the silent majority. I am not sure what the network expected form Robertson. He was true to himself; a redneck bigot.
Turns out the three young giant #pandas at #Atlanta's zoo are actually females, not males. This isn’t the first time that the Atlanta zoo has mistaken the gender for pandas. Come on people! How hard can it be? Just check in their jeans (genes?).
Okay, by now you have all seen the pictures of the #Obamas at the service for Nelson #Madela; the one of the President talking to the good-looking Danish Prime Minister #Helle Thorning-Schmidt and snapping a selfie. You must have seen the look on the First Lady’s face; the scorn. Some say that she disapproved of the total lack of propriety shown at a memorial service. Just for the record, the proper way to take a selfie at a funeral is to include the deceased. In addition, if you take a selfie of a married man, it is polite to include his wife if she is present. What I want to know is what #Michael Obama said to her husband afterwards. I think she was mad about the flirting, not the selfie. Has that come up at a press conference? The President has the sympathies of men everywhere. It shows he is one of us.
It seems no matter what ads the government publishes about Obamacare, someone has to criticize. Now all the networks are talking about the stupid and tasteless ads directed toward young people. There is a lesson to be learned here. I am having problems selling my books, so I am working on a tasteless and stupid ad campaign. Now, please, everyone talk about it.
I just read an article in New York magazine (12/23/2013) about #Angel Haze the rapper. The author referred to her as a “pansexual” and a virgin. She came out before as a lesbian. If you are an active lesbian, are you still a virgin? Would someone tell me what a “pansexual” is? I know I am out of touch, but I thought I understood the five major sexual orientations: heterosexual, homosexual, bi-sexual, egotistical, and lonely. This, of course, does not include the various deviants like pedophiles and chocolate lovers. Now there is a pansexual? I guess that means all of the above. I am not sure if that is a sexual orientation or a gender. There used to be four genders: male, female, both and none of the above. Is a pansexual all of the above? Maybe the giant pandas at the Atlanta zoo are pansexual. I am not sure about the Prime Minister of #Denmark. Please explain.
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