Satan I had some issues with my web site the last couple of days. If you could not get on to read my blog then catch up. It seems to be okay now.
Everyone can rest easy for a couple of nights. Dennis #Rodman is out of the country.
This news worthy item almost slipped by me. A naked man in Australian became stuck in a washing machine. I don’t care to know what the naked man was doing in the washing machine. Rescuers used olive oil to free him. Makes me want to swear off olive oil. Doctors gave him a clean bill of health.
This item burns me up. The New York-based Satanic Temple group wants to install a 7-foot statue of Satan at the #Oklahoma state Capitol. The design they want depicts #Satan as Baphomet, a bearded, goat-headed figure with horns, and wings sitting on a throne with children next to him. The statue doubles as a chair where people can sit on Satan’s lap for inspiration. I never thought Satan was good with kids. I have seen kids full of the devil. I am sure that he has provided inspirations for millions. I am just not sure it is the correct type of inspiration. All considered, the state capital is probably a good spot for a statue of Satan. I am surprised there aren’t more in state capitals.
In the past, I have had e-mails simply disappear. I always assumed they went into the black hole of the internet. Now it appears that the NSA has copies of them. I am using the Freedom of Information Act to request copies of my lost e-mails. They know which ones I mean.
I read in The Week magazine that a Tennessee lawyer is suing Apple. He claims that Apple failed to warn him that online porn might give him unrealistic expectations for sex. Duh! We all have unrealistic expectations for sex. I think that he may have sat in the lap of Satan before he had that inspiration. Apparently, the law school that he attended does not want their name revealed. That started me thinking that I should provide some warnings with my blog.
Here goes:
WARNING! Reading this blog may cause laughter which might result in a pulled stomach muscles, injured funny bones, coffee or milk to pour from the nose, and self-inflicted wounds caused by slapping knees or foreheads.
WARNING! Reading blogs may cause eyestrain, deep thoughts (rare), raised eyebrows, furrowing of the forehead, gnashing of teeth, and shaking of the head.
If you think you have any of these symptoms, return to my blog the next day for another dose. Consider yourself warned.
Everyone can rest easy for a couple of nights. Dennis #Rodman is out of the country.
This news worthy item almost slipped by me. A naked man in Australian became stuck in a washing machine. I don’t care to know what the naked man was doing in the washing machine. Rescuers used olive oil to free him. Makes me want to swear off olive oil. Doctors gave him a clean bill of health.
This item burns me up. The New York-based Satanic Temple group wants to install a 7-foot statue of Satan at the #Oklahoma state Capitol. The design they want depicts #Satan as Baphomet, a bearded, goat-headed figure with horns, and wings sitting on a throne with children next to him. The statue doubles as a chair where people can sit on Satan’s lap for inspiration. I never thought Satan was good with kids. I have seen kids full of the devil. I am sure that he has provided inspirations for millions. I am just not sure it is the correct type of inspiration. All considered, the state capital is probably a good spot for a statue of Satan. I am surprised there aren’t more in state capitals.
In the past, I have had e-mails simply disappear. I always assumed they went into the black hole of the internet. Now it appears that the NSA has copies of them. I am using the Freedom of Information Act to request copies of my lost e-mails. They know which ones I mean.
I read in The Week magazine that a Tennessee lawyer is suing Apple. He claims that Apple failed to warn him that online porn might give him unrealistic expectations for sex. Duh! We all have unrealistic expectations for sex. I think that he may have sat in the lap of Satan before he had that inspiration. Apparently, the law school that he attended does not want their name revealed. That started me thinking that I should provide some warnings with my blog.
Here goes:
WARNING! Reading this blog may cause laughter which might result in a pulled stomach muscles, injured funny bones, coffee or milk to pour from the nose, and self-inflicted wounds caused by slapping knees or foreheads.
WARNING! Reading blogs may cause eyestrain, deep thoughts (rare), raised eyebrows, furrowing of the forehead, gnashing of teeth, and shaking of the head.
If you think you have any of these symptoms, return to my blog the next day for another dose. Consider yourself warned.
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