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Sensitivity Training for Governor Ralph #Northam? Maybe.

2/4/2019

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​Rumor has it that Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam may take Intensive Sensitivity Training. I was able to obtain from a confidential source a copy of the “intense sensitivity training” that seems to be so popular now with politicians these days. The program known as Bogus and Unauthentic Legalized Larceny and Spurious Hypocritical Intense Therapy (BULL SH*T) is used through the USA to help politicians keep their reputations and office. This intense therapy is intended to last for one week. Below is a copy of the curriculum. Enjoy!
 
Sunday Optional Mixer
Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until?  Meet the instructors and fellow politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
 
Monday Session
How to Hold a Press Conference 101. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say “intense therapy” with a straight face. Panel discussion with panelists Donald #Trump, #Bill Clinton, Ralph Northam (VA Gov.) and # Kevin Spacey.
 
Tuesdays Sessions
Political Ethics—A Thing of the Past? Special guest instructor former EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt.
 
Wednesday Sessions
Cheating on your wife 101. Learn how to hide the truth from your current wife. With special guest instructor POTUS Donald Trump. Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold #Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.
 
Thursday Sessions
How to Lie to Congress and Grand Juries. Panel discussion with Trump's ex-lawyer Michael Cohen and Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort.
 
Friday Sessions
Yes, You Can Be Re-elected. Instructor--#MarkSanford, re-elected Congressman for South Carolina.
Afternoon Session. How to Publicly Apologize and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Roseanne Barr, Kevin Spacey and Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam.
 
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program, not under a gag order or been indicted.

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    Monte is the author of 8 e-books: 3 novels, 3 non-fiction, 1 collection of short stories, and 1 novelette.

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