- Your cousin who has been in the closet since junior high.
- Those old eight track tapes (also the 78 rpm records).
- The pervert neighbor who likes to hide in there while you dress.
- Your significant other’s underwear that you like to dress up in when your significant other is out of town.
- Your stash of Playboy magazines and other porn.
- The KKK hood and gown that you thought would make a hilarious Halloween costume but didn’t.
- The booze or candy that you hid there so your significant other wouldn’t find it.
- Several skeletons from your family.
- Jimmy Hoffa’s body.
- Whips, chains and other erotic paraphilia from former lovers.
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