I purchased a new Old Men Rule T-shirt. On the back is a picture of John Wayne with a quote that says, “Life is tough, but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” How true. I sympathize with stupid people. I look at them and tell myself, “There go I except for the fact that I have half a brain.” Case in point: Police arrested Casey Wentworth of Portsmouth, NH after he called Apple customer service for a laptop that he stole a year earlier. Police had flagged the serial number. Here are some guidelines for stupid computer thieves:
1. Don’t use customer service support for stolen property.
2. If you must steal, try to steal things that work well.
3. Don’t take selfies using stolen computers and cellphones.
4. Don’t collect newspaper clippings of all your burglaries.
5. Don’t use stolen computers to write a memoir of your life of crime.
1. Don’t use customer service support for stolen property.
2. If you must steal, try to steal things that work well.
3. Don’t take selfies using stolen computers and cellphones.
4. Don’t collect newspaper clippings of all your burglaries.
5. Don’t use stolen computers to write a memoir of your life of crime.
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