
I write a blog and often get discouraged. There are many other subtle signs that you aren’t cut out to be a blogger. These signs are:
- Your family unfriends you on Facebook after your most resent post.
- You write a controversial article but get no hate mail or threats.
- People who don’t follow you try to unfollow you.
- A writing teacher asks to use your blog as an example of poor writing.
- Your mother corrects your grammar.
- Your spellchecker underlines every other word.
- You get in an argument with your spellchecker.
- When you try to post something in your blog, your computer asks if you really want to post it.
- No one tries to plagiarize your work.
- Your friends give you dictionaries for Christmas gifts.
- You google your name, and nothing comes up.
- Your printer refuses to print anything you write.
- All the comments on your posts concern grammar and not the subject.
- No one is suing you.
- Your significant other doesn’t know what you do for a living.
- Your kids won’t invite you to Career Day at school.
- Your friends and family are surprised to learn that you’re still alive.
- You went on vacation for two weeks and didn’t post anything, and no one noticed.
- No one shares your posts.
- Former President Trump isn’t denouncing you publicly.
If you notice any of these signs, maybe you should reconsider whether you want to continue writing a blog.