Ten More Things Your Neighbors Don’t Want You to Know

I read with interest an article on my news feed written by Jenny Stanley, 5/7/2018, “10 Things Your Neighbor Will Never Tell You.” He listed these things:
We Have Horrible Taste
We/re stealing your Wi-fi
We Have Bed Bugs
We can see inside your house at night.
Our Birdbath is a Breeding Ground for Mosquitoes
Our shed is actually on your property
We Don't Like Yard Maintenance
We fight loud
Our Dog Pees in Your Yard
We have a termite problem
 
Of course, these are issues, but I think the list is incomplete. Here are ten more things your neighbors won’t tell you:

1.       They are registered sex offenders.
2.       They are the ones who have been swatting you, so a SWAT team shows up at your front door.
3.       They cook meth and sell drugs.
4.       They like to spy on you through your bedroom window which opposite theirs.
5.       They buried a body in your back yard.
6.       They tell the other neighbors that you are on parole.
7.       They tell their kids to beat up your kids.
8.       They stole your identity.
9.       They call the fire company whenever you start to barbeque.
10.       They fly a drone over your back yard whenever you sun bath there.

 
Of course, if you confront your neighbors, they’ll deny everything. You just have to vigilant.

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