We Have Horrible Taste
We/re stealing your Wi-fi
We Have Bed Bugs
We can see inside your house at night.
Our Birdbath is a Breeding Ground for Mosquitoes
Our shed is actually on your property
We Don't Like Yard Maintenance
We fight loud
Our Dog Pees in Your Yard
We have a termite problem
Of course, these are issues, but I think the list is incomplete. Here are ten more things your neighbors won’t tell you:
- They are registered sex offenders.
- They are the ones who have been swatting you, so a SWAT team shows up at your front door.
- They cook meth and sell drugs.
- They like to spy on you through your bedroom window which opposite theirs.
- They buried a body in your back yard.
- They tell the other neighbors that you are on parole.
- They tell their kids to beat up your kids.
- They stole your identity.
- They call the fire company whenever you start to barbeque.
- They fly a drone over your back yard whenever you sun bath there.
Of course, if you confront your neighbors, they’ll deny everything. You just have to vigilant.