
1. You post funny videos about your co-workers and boss on YouTube.
2. You keep talking about making pipe bombs.
3. You waste time by coloring when you should be working.
4. You talk to your imaginary friend during meetings.
5. You keep sexting the boss’ secretary.
6. You ask the boss for a date.
7. You bring your AK47 to work.
8. You use drugs at work.
9. You keep saying the boss’ ideas are stupid.
10. You keep pushing on the pull door.
If you recognize any of these habits as your own, you need to stop now. Good luck with your career.
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