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The US Should Vote to Eject Some States from the Union

9/25/2014

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I read with interest about a poll conducted by #Reuters that found that 23.9% of American would like for their state to secede from the #USA with #Texas leading the pack. Now before anyone starts to worry about the USA getting smaller, let’s consider the opposite side of that coin. What if the rest of the country voted to separate certain states? I’m not sure if “separate” is the correct term. Maybe eject or disaffiliate are better terms. Here are my nominations for possible ejection from the Union:

1. Texas. If those cowboys aren’t happy US citizens, the rest of us should vote them out of the Union. Putting #GeorgeBush in the #WhiteHouse should be reason enough. Then there is all the nonsense with guns and shootings. Remember JFK? Remember when Texas tried to sue #Oprah because she made a remark about not eating beef? I can think of no better way to solve the border situation than to make Texas a separate country. Let them deal with it.

2. #California. California is home to more stupid people than the whole rest of the USA excluding Texas. Just consider the #Kardashians and #JustinBieber. I think Kim Kardashian’s ass could be a separate country. People should need a passport to go there. Need I name more? Okay. This is the state that elected Arnold #Schwarzenegger governor. Let’s not forget Bob #Filner, the former mayor of #SanDiego. California is practically a separate country already. Does the rest of the country really want these people to be considered US citizens?

3. #RhodeIsland. Rhode Island is the appendix of the United States. Does anyone know what it does? Why do we need it? It is so small that its loss would not be noticed.

4. #Canada. Why is this state even part of the US? Oh, wait. It isn’t? Never mind. There are so many famous people from Canada living in the US that I thought they were already a state. Maybe we should vote to add it.

5. #Alaska. One word: #SarahPalin. Need I say more? No, wait - that’s two words. Does anyone want her to run for President again? Then let’s eject Alaska so she can’t run for election.

I am sure you have your own nominations. Let’s hear them.
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James Rogers link
9/25/2014 10:12:17 am

You want comments. I just hope you have enough space here for them. If not I'll blog my comments and send you the link. I'm not a best selling author but I am a blogger.

I'm from South Carolina, the first state to secede from the union. Our federal government has run amuck and the only cure is for secession. No election can fix Washington, DC.

If Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico were allowed to control their borders we wouldn't have this fiasco that's going on down there now.

Odumber wants this nation to go into a state of frenzy so he can declare Marshall Law and thus avoid a 2016 election and stay in power as Imperial Emperor of this country.

Besides, if we could form a separate country perhaps we could get federal grants from Washington, They give every other third world nation money in the billions.

I don't give a crap about Canada. They at least mind their own business.

Rhode Island isn't big enough to bother me. The South Carolina National Guard could go up there in horse and wagons and whip their ars.

Alaska? I love Alaska. Palin, the Mama Bear. Hell, she would make a fine president, She wouldn't take no crap off anybody. Besides, she's like me in that I have an arsenal in my home for my own protection. It would take the police 20 minutes to get here if I called them so if I ever have to call them I just tell them to bring a piece of chalk to outline the body.

You want to hear my nomination for president: Allen West, President, Dr. Ben Carson, Vice President.

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James Rogers link
9/25/2014 10:16:57 am

P.S. If California doesn't slide into the Pacific Ocean we will have to bail them out soon.

And I forgot to mention that I loved your article although I took you serious and didn't get a laugh out of it. It was good writing on a good subject.

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James Rogers link
9/25/2014 10:17:12 am

P.S. If California doesn't slide into the Pacific Ocean we will have to bail them out soon.

And I forgot to mention that I loved your article although I took you serious and didn't get a laugh out of it. It was good writing on a good subject.

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James Rogers link
9/25/2014 10:17:50 am

P.S. If California doesn't slide into the Pacific Ocean we will have to bail them out soon.

And I forgot to mention that I loved your article although I took you serious and didn't get a laugh out of it. It was good writing on a good subject.

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