sI know I published this before, but I love it. Enjoy.
It’s now official -- the F-word, or least that variation of it that ends in “er” is a racist word and politically correct and/or sensitive people can no longer use it. In a recent research study, an ethnic group called the F*#%erswas identified. Genealogists and biologists were surprised that this ethnic group survived so long without recognition as a distinct ethnic family.
Apparently, they have existed in plain sight for centuries all over the world. They blend in well since they are not of any distinct color nor do they have any distinguishing features. There are mother F*#%ers, father F*#%ers, little F*#%ers, and even stupid F*#%ers. The stupid, mother F*#%er, a much rarer variation, also exists.
Many live and work in Washington D. C., but researcher found them in most state capitals. Many elected officials are F*#%ers. A disproportional number work for the DMV in most states. They seem to be attracted to jobs that require a great deal of red tape and bureaucracy. They are well suited for managerial positions. Few will acknowledge that they belong to this ethnic group, but there is no doubt that they are F*#%ers of one type or another.
One researcher, who asked not to be identified for fear she might turn out to be a F*#%er, said she is happy the work to identify all the F*#%ers can now begin, because many of the F*#%ers don’t know they belong to the ethnic group of F*#%ers.
We welcome this latest ethnic group and wish them well. In all fairness, it would not be correct to label someone as a F*#%er until the genealogists complete their work. However, many F*#%ers are self-evident by their lifestyle. Research will confirm this one way or another.
PS. during my research, one of the genealogists checked my DNA, and it turns out that I am a F*#%er too. What a surprise. Who knew?
It’s now official -- the F-word, or least that variation of it that ends in “er” is a racist word and politically correct and/or sensitive people can no longer use it. In a recent research study, an ethnic group called the F*#%erswas identified. Genealogists and biologists were surprised that this ethnic group survived so long without recognition as a distinct ethnic family.
Apparently, they have existed in plain sight for centuries all over the world. They blend in well since they are not of any distinct color nor do they have any distinguishing features. There are mother F*#%ers, father F*#%ers, little F*#%ers, and even stupid F*#%ers. The stupid, mother F*#%er, a much rarer variation, also exists.
Many live and work in Washington D. C., but researcher found them in most state capitals. Many elected officials are F*#%ers. A disproportional number work for the DMV in most states. They seem to be attracted to jobs that require a great deal of red tape and bureaucracy. They are well suited for managerial positions. Few will acknowledge that they belong to this ethnic group, but there is no doubt that they are F*#%ers of one type or another.
One researcher, who asked not to be identified for fear she might turn out to be a F*#%er, said she is happy the work to identify all the F*#%ers can now begin, because many of the F*#%ers don’t know they belong to the ethnic group of F*#%ers.
We welcome this latest ethnic group and wish them well. In all fairness, it would not be correct to label someone as a F*#%er until the genealogists complete their work. However, many F*#%ers are self-evident by their lifestyle. Research will confirm this one way or another.
PS. during my research, one of the genealogists checked my DNA, and it turns out that I am a F*#%er too. What a surprise. Who knew?
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