Here are the real things that really annoy your boss:
- hitting on her (or him).
- showing excessive interest in the teenage intern.
- spending all morning cleaning your AK47 and talking to it.
- spending too much time coloring in a coloring book.
- talking to imaginary employees in the room and/or a “Little Me” sitting on your shoulder.
- not sharing drugs in the workplace.
- selling girl scout cookies at work all year long.
- stealing pens and paper from the office.
- trying to get your stupid brother hired.
- Using the copy machine for pornographic pictures.
If this isn’t bad enough, I’m sure you may have others. Let’s hear them.