I just watched the season finale of the TV show, Camp. If you have not followed the series, it is a sit-com about teenage councilors at a co-ed summer camp. In every episode, they try to find booze and sex before the end of summer. Adults who have no problem finding booze and sex supervise them. There is one interesting sub-plot where... no wait – that’s about being laid too. Apparently, there is no truth to the rumor of a spin off that would follow these young people back to high school where they try to get booze and get laid before they go back to
camp. The writers must be a bunch of horny and frustrated folks who don’t get laid much. I have come up with some ideas that might liven the story line a little:
1. The slut who sleeps with everyone finally admits that she is HIV positive.
2. Alligators, piranhas, or snakes infest the lake.
3. Vampire butterflies attack the campers.
4. A camp for zombies opens next door.
5. The female councilors start a porn web site and make their own videos using unsuspecting campers.
6. To attract more campers, the camp becomes clothing optional.
7. The kitchen trash attracts mutant bears from the local nuclear power plant.
8. The camp staff discovers Jimmy Hoffa’s grave on the campgrounds.
9. A frequent camper is suspected to be a serial killer after several campers disappear over the years.
10. Donald Trump buys the camp and turns it into a university campus for profit.
I hope this helps the writers. to read more of my humor, purchase my e-book, Monte's Shorts, at http://smashwords.com/b/214041.
camp. The writers must be a bunch of horny and frustrated folks who don’t get laid much. I have come up with some ideas that might liven the story line a little:
1. The slut who sleeps with everyone finally admits that she is HIV positive.
2. Alligators, piranhas, or snakes infest the lake.
3. Vampire butterflies attack the campers.
4. A camp for zombies opens next door.
5. The female councilors start a porn web site and make their own videos using unsuspecting campers.
6. To attract more campers, the camp becomes clothing optional.
7. The kitchen trash attracts mutant bears from the local nuclear power plant.
8. The camp staff discovers Jimmy Hoffa’s grave on the campgrounds.
9. A frequent camper is suspected to be a serial killer after several campers disappear over the years.
10. Donald Trump buys the camp and turns it into a university campus for profit.
I hope this helps the writers. to read more of my humor, purchase my e-book, Monte's Shorts, at http://smashwords.com/b/214041.
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