I read with interest the news that the mystery of the moving rocks of #DeathValley National Park, CA has been solved. Two guys from the University of #California, San Diego, proved that these "sailing rocks" are propelled by light winds across the former lake bed at 15 feet per minute. I will sleep better at night just knowing that there is one less unsolved mystery. Here are some more unsolved mysteries in need of resolution:
1. Kim #Kardashian’s butt. How did it get so big and what is the fascination with it?
2. Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? This mystery keeps me up at night.
3. Why do #Congressmen get paid for doing nothing? Most employees would be fired for doing so little and yet congressmen still are being paid. It’s a mystery.
4. How does the Mayor of #Toronto, #RobFord, stays in office? He’s like the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps screwing up and going and going but stays in office. He must have dirty pictures on everyone else.
5. When will #JustinBieber grow up? He’s no longer a child but still acts like one.
1. Kim #Kardashian’s butt. How did it get so big and what is the fascination with it?
2. Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? This mystery keeps me up at night.
3. Why do #Congressmen get paid for doing nothing? Most employees would be fired for doing so little and yet congressmen still are being paid. It’s a mystery.
4. How does the Mayor of #Toronto, #RobFord, stays in office? He’s like the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps screwing up and going and going but stays in office. He must have dirty pictures on everyone else.
5. When will #JustinBieber grow up? He’s no longer a child but still acts like one.
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