1. Kim #Kardashian’s butt. How did it get so big and what is the fascination with it?
2. Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? This mystery keeps me up at night.
3. Why do #Congressmen get paid for doing nothing? Most employees would be fired for doing so little and yet congressmen still are being paid. It’s a mystery.
4. How does the Mayor of #Toronto, #RobFord, stays in office? He’s like the Energizer Bunny. He just keeps screwing up and going and going but stays in office. He must have dirty pictures on everyone else.
5. When will #JustinBieber grow up? He’s no longer a child but still acts like one.