Upkilting? Why is bacon so popular? Previously, I wrote that a company is selling a mouthwash that is bacon flavored. Now Oscar Mayer has created a bacon-scented app for the iPhone. It makes the sound of bacon sizzling, and by adding an external device, you can also smell it. It doesn’t get any better that this. Now if you are sitting in a meeting and smell bacon, you have to decide if it is a burb, a fart or someone's cellphone. How soon before vegans get on board with a broccoli-scented app?
I am a little concerned about a recent ruling from Massachusetts' highest court. It ruled Wednesday that it is not illegal to secretly photograph underneath a person's clothing – or “#upskirting.” It did not violate the letter of the law, because the women were not nude. I don’t think the court considered the spirit of the law. I am concerned because of my Scottish ancestry. I own and sometimes wear a kilt. Now that is not a skirt, I know. Apparently, it may legal for woman to use their cellphone to take pictures up my kilt or, upkilting. I don’t think there are any women who would want a picture up my kilt, but you never know. There are hard core Scots who believe that Scottish males should not wear underwear. I am not one of them. I would like to keep my privates private, unless, of course, I plan to run for political office in New York City.
An item in the news said that a bikini clad barista at a coffee shop called “Bottoms Up” was “raising eyebrows.” Raising eyebrows? Come on. Would it be news if it raises only eyebrows?
I am a little concerned about a recent ruling from Massachusetts' highest court. It ruled Wednesday that it is not illegal to secretly photograph underneath a person's clothing – or “#upskirting.” It did not violate the letter of the law, because the women were not nude. I don’t think the court considered the spirit of the law. I am concerned because of my Scottish ancestry. I own and sometimes wear a kilt. Now that is not a skirt, I know. Apparently, it may legal for woman to use their cellphone to take pictures up my kilt or, upkilting. I don’t think there are any women who would want a picture up my kilt, but you never know. There are hard core Scots who believe that Scottish males should not wear underwear. I am not one of them. I would like to keep my privates private, unless, of course, I plan to run for political office in New York City.
An item in the news said that a bikini clad barista at a coffee shop called “Bottoms Up” was “raising eyebrows.” Raising eyebrows? Come on. Would it be news if it raises only eyebrows?
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