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Weiner, Bob Filner, and Justin Bieber

8/3/2013

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Anthony Weiner can’t seem to keep his pants on and mouth shut. He suggested that his sexting would help him win the
mayoral election and make him a successful mayor "because it’s going to give me a level of independence.” No one can deny that he is getting a lot of free publicity. Of course, he still has to be elected. It could happen if, on
Election Day, all the voters in New York City go brain dead. Headlines will read, “Election Ruled by Zombies!” 

It is difficult to imagine any woman voting for him unless they are on his staff. Any guys voting for Weiner will have to find some way to explain it to their significant other or just plain deny it (http://clicktotweet.com/j1GbZ). The search continues to find one female voter who will publicly admit that she will vote for Weiner. A spin off from that search is the search for a company that would like to hire Barbara Morgan, Weiner’s Director of Communications. I am sure that if Weiner is elected, he will have “a level of independence” because no one would want to be associated with him (http://clicktotweet.com/JpuOc). The Democratic Party would prefer that he change parties, hopefully to the Republican Party. 

Weiner is disappointed that his sexting was exposed by women “who I thought were friends, people I trusted when I communicated with them.” Weiner thought that friends do not expose friends who
expose themselves to friends
, or words to that effect (http://clicktotweet.com/3623l). He had counted the Clintons among his friends, but I think that friendship is over. When the Clintons urged Weiner to drop out of the mayoral race, he responded that, “I am not terribly interested in what people who are not voters in the city of New York have to say.” I guess the opinions of people like President Obama would not matter either.

Where is the evidence that Weiner went to rehab? He certainly did not learn anything. It may have been a class on photography (http://clicktotweet.com/jN8UT). I said before that there is no rehab for stupid. I do believe the clinic that provided the rehab, if there was one, is keeping a low profile. Of course, rehabilitating politicians is a challenge, as the voters in San Diego will soon discover with Mayor Bob Filner.  
 
Rumor has it that Justin Bieber, who recently stuck a fan’s iPhone down his pants, would like to share tips with Weiner. Has anyone else noticed that Weiner’s nose looks like a wiener?


 

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