I had a horrible night. I have sleep apnea, which means I do not sleep soundly and I lack oxygen. Therefore, I have a machine that supplies me air through a hose and a full-face mask-it helps. To make matters worse, my wife, Kathryn, is a night person while I am a morning person. There should be law that morning people cannot marry night people. She likes to work on crossword puzzles with the light on. You get the picture. I have a blindfold I can put over my eyes to keep the light out.
I began to fall sleep with my full-face mask and blindfold. My wife woke me up and said it was my turn to take out the dogs, two rescued greyhounds. I got up, half asleep, and forgot about the mask and blindfold. I just thought the lights were off. Immediately, I tripped on Groovy, one of our greyhounds. She likes to sleep next to my side of
the bed when there is a thunderstorm.
I thought a ghost was attacking me. Groovy thought I was playing with her and kept jumping up on me. I fought her off for five minutes when the blindfold finally fell off. Then I thought my facemask and hose was a giant snake trying to eat my face. Groovy and I wrestled the snake to the floor. Prada, our other greyhound, joined in and together we killed it. My wife just laughed the whole time.
I climbed back into bed and forgot to let the dogs out. They left me a reminder in the sunroom. What a night!
I began to fall sleep with my full-face mask and blindfold. My wife woke me up and said it was my turn to take out the dogs, two rescued greyhounds. I got up, half asleep, and forgot about the mask and blindfold. I just thought the lights were off. Immediately, I tripped on Groovy, one of our greyhounds. She likes to sleep next to my side of
the bed when there is a thunderstorm.
I thought a ghost was attacking me. Groovy thought I was playing with her and kept jumping up on me. I fought her off for five minutes when the blindfold finally fell off. Then I thought my facemask and hose was a giant snake trying to eat my face. Groovy and I wrestled the snake to the floor. Prada, our other greyhound, joined in and together we killed it. My wife just laughed the whole time.
I climbed back into bed and forgot to let the dogs out. They left me a reminder in the sunroom. What a night!
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