The zombies have arrived! They are walking around bumping into people and building, crossing the streets against the traffic, and otherwise oblivious to their surroundings. While they do this, they are also texting on their cell phones. It is a very frightening sight to see them walking around in public. I went for an ice cream cone today, and a woman walked right in front of my car. I did say something to her, but I doubt she could understand the danger she was in by texting while walking. The day (or night) of the living dead has arrived. How long will be before they attack us for our cell phones?
On other news there were two items that caught my interest: one was about a model who wore a dress backwards and the other about a new mouthwash that is bacon flavored. Now who does not
like to wake up in the morning to the smell of bacon? It beats he old dragon breath any time. If I ever wake up with a woman that has bacon breath, I am staying for breakfast.
Then there was this item about a model wearing a dress backwards. How could they tell? I don't know about you, but if models did not have feet, I could never tell the front from the back. Are they sure she was not walking backwards?